[intro music] so zuzia just said they have twenty g-granola bars and i promise you i heard gorilla bars and i was like [whispers] harambe so we are at the airport in wroclaw we were here last year
wood branding iron calgary, do you remember? we were at this um this-this no no this place we were getting book- i was getting a sudoku book which is it was a good kush sudoku book
and then all i hear is your dad and like anna "zuzia! hey zuzia!" and we had to like run to our gate but there was no drama, they had just changed the gate to the one beside it and they weren't even boarding yet! [laughs] so then we had were anxiety like paying - zuzia: show them how close together the gates are too we were like paying super quickly like literally that's gate 3 and that's gate 4
welcome to wroclaw um so we had an issue when we went to put our bags for the first time ever we didn't have a issue with weight because i am the master of weight redistribution zuzia: we didn't a weight issue? we didn't have a weight issue i am good weight redistribution, right? like mine was on point, i even got to put my jacket in there, no anxiety you could have put your jacket in there, no anxiety
we would be gucci um but then they tell us we don't have a ticket and i'm like "what?" thank god your dad came in with us cause usually he wouldn't come in, we are like "oh no, it's okay" jesus christ anyways they found our ticket, i dunno what was happening anyways, so now we are waiting for our trip, for our trip? for our flight to munich
um, which is in about an hour and a half so we are gonna go into that store though cause apparently they have english books and zuzia is excited about that zuzia: oh no, my hair is doing that thing that's okay, they've seen you look worse zuzia: thanks you don't look that bad though you just look really sick which is fine cause i look like i wanted to die when i was sick but i didn't make any videos sooo
gonna be super tourist but oh my god obviously it looks nothing like it does in real life though even with this good kush camera daamn whatever, it looks like the sky is on fire, it looks very beautiful we just landed in munich and now we have to go to our gate but we have to go through passport and i am so scared that there is nothing fun on the other side so that's-that's alright, did you know the escalator starts when there is no one?
wooow technology so the first time i had a pretzel like a big pretzel was at auntie annie's i was so disappointed cause it's like soft it's not what a pretzel should be and now i've had this
it's the best pretzel i've ever had in my life know why? it tastes like a fucking pretzel it tastes like a lil' lil' pretzel zuzia: sorry yea, you take a bite of it [crunching noises] europe is so interesting
you just give them your passport and then they just say "have a good day" [snickers] and then they don't ask you hundred questions like when you go into usa or when you go back to canada, it's like "i live here hoe" zuzia starts school the day we come back so they are doing homework right now we're not even aloud to go to our gate
until two hours before our flight it is nine o'clock so in an hour we'll be able - in an hour and a half we'll be able to just penetrate the area that's like right there to go to our gate so we survived like a five hour lay over and it went by really quickly which is great
we are [clears throat] about to board and um people are like going down an escalator and i swear to god if we have to take a bus to this plane i'm gonna freak out because it is so cold outside like this morning at like three am okay i am being dramatic, six am we to get on a plane in wroclaw, it was like -17 celsius and then we have to get off and get on a bus and it's like they leave
the door open and there's no heat [sighs] europe, why you do dis? anyways, so people are going down an escalator but this is a big plane like there is a lot of people i really hope that there is overhead space because like last time we were on this flight um there was no space for my legs [laughs] so i can't put my bag under there but yea, so i am just waiting cause zuzia went to the bathroom
and uh yea, so this flight will be me trying to sleep me being very hungry uh me colouring and doing some sudoku because like i said in my "traveling for 36 hour video" i love sudoku ah the line's getting long which means there's not going to be much overheard room oh my goodness, i'm anxiety oh there's zuzia
i was talking shit zuzia: you would [coughs] yea, let's go now buhye i just told them i hope it's not a bus let's wait around for my reaction [airport noises] zuzia: i hope there's overhead space bless, it's not a bus
[whispers] bless when the vegan snack on the plane is literally water [laughs] mineral water though so i'll give them that i have literally being wanting to vlog all day long because so much happened but i couldn't so [laughs] let's recap last, we were in germany
got on the flight and it - bless - it wasn't a shuttle bus it was like a real sitting down - whatever blah, blah [sigh] so, we are on the plane and i was like "oh my god, this is nine and a half hours" but we got like a good seat cause like we were in the emergency exit so we had so much leg room like i could have lied down on the floor which was like gucci so we are doing that, then we get the lunch
it was so good, oh my god like usually airport food that's vegan is like [unimpressed sound] but this was, this meal was good anyways, so ummm uh, i watch a movie, we na- whatever i'm not going to tell you what happens on the flight i'll tell you what happens though we're like, approaching jfk
and [takes breath] it's a busy time of year [chuckle] and their saying there is a lot planes circling right now and it might take 30 to 45 minutes maybe probably more, it usually takes more than they estimate [breaths in] um, but we are running out of fuel so we can't wait [chuckles] um, so we actually had- i dunno why they couldn't just prioritize us because our fu-
we had no fuel, instead we fucking flew all the way to baltimore landed fueled up, which took forever and then we went and went to jfk and that was fast and it was great but we supposed to land at 3:40 pm we ended up landing- i think at like nine nine, yea and then by 9:40- what time is it? am i exaggerating? no i'm not by 9:40 i was out of
customs cause it took forever for me cause i didn't see that the canadians could also go in the american whatever- i don't even- whatever [takes breath] anyways, so i'm exhausted [sighs] i've been up since three am like poland time which is 9 pm i've been up since 9 pm i've been up- i've been up for 30 hou- thirt- 26 hours
maaath i'm exhausted so right now we took an uber which took forever to get oh my goodness this- this day is a nightmare i just went to vinnie's to get zuzia and i pizza and i'm not going to show you how much pizza it is and how much other stuff that i got because it's embra- you know what? fuck it, i'm a show you
i got myself vegan pepperoni and cheese and then zuzia some like weirdo- then i got some vegan drumsticks and i just looked at myself in the viewfinder and i look literally horrible so i'm- i'ma eat [laughs] and uh- i'm- i'ma close this off for right now um tomorrow we leave and we- [yawns] take a bus up to uh-
montrã©al to go home finally and then i move i move oh my god, i'm so exhausted heeheheh i like that it focuses on the tree behind me but not my actual face like come on [snaps] come on, let's get to it, okay also that's a cookie
honestly, traveling took forever i wanted to like film us in the greyhound it just took forever but i'm glad that i am home now and i had like no sleep again but yea so i am home now so you guys can except a lot more vlogs and stuff like that from me [outro music]
